Photoshop

Looks like all of my clicking and pointing is going to pay off! I've got a 'meeting' with someone who wants me to do some retouching.

Nothing like getting paid to do something you love, yeah?

Can't wait.

Music

Why don't more people know about Neutral Milk Hotel? And if they do, why don't they exclaim it from the rooftops? In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is one of the best albums ever written! What's wrong with everyone?!

Let's get listening.

Minimalism

This is a post.

Guys

We didn't gamble, but we sure did play some baseball. I hate baseball.

I also tried to climb up a roof the hard way instead of using the ladder like everyone else. I fell, but it was funny so it's ok. As long as someone can get a smile out of my cut up hands.

Enjoying water now that I'm awake. Water is so good sometimes.

Gambeling

Playing cards with the guys tonight. I don't have much money, but I'm sure I can play well enough to fix that.

Plus, cheating always works.

Omegle

I got myself a webcam recently. I've wanted one for a while, but thought hell, I should just get one now. Anyway, I found a cheap one at Bestbuy and picked it up.

Omegle.com is incredible! After 15 penises, I found a duo of wonderful girls from North Korea, and apparently I have the #1 face in the world.

I want to go to North Korea now!

Look at this red theme!

Just look at it!

Props go out to Josh Peterson. Couldn't have broken the mold of mediocrity without Josh.

That guy is awesome!

Friendship

I've got to love my friends. Even if they're few, and from the internet.

My followers doubled in a matter of minutes. Chance? I think not.
Thanks my fellow people, karma is directed your way!

Wish I could use memes, but you know/ko/ how it goes.

The cops

Cops in the suburbs are kinda jerks. I mean, here I am just hanging out just wanting to have a few drinks and play a game. Who's of thought that we were being too loud.

Anyway, I learned the hard way that cops don't like getting the finger.

Not only did I get gripped up after explaining the need for a warrant, but I was belittled for 10 minutes before they realized that there was no reason to actually arrest me.

Cool story, sure, but my roommate is still pissed about it.

Haiku

Noone cares about this
I guess I shouldn't write these
Better write for real

The internet

This place is just like
Disneyworld on some cocaine.
So fuck you ACTA